POV: You're reading a GitHub README at 3 AM instead of sleeping 💀
LITERALLY ME RN: ඞ ඞ ඞ (SUS CODE EVERYWHERE)
VIBE CHECK: Failed successfully ✅❌✅

class AlienAlfa extends Developer {
  constructor() {
    super();
    this.name = "Albin Thomas";
    this.pronouns = "He/Him/Hackerman";
    this.location = "Kolkata, India (IST = I Sleep Tomorrow)";
    this.hobbies = ["Coding", "Breaking Things", "Fixing Things", "Breaking Them Again"];
    this.sleep_schedule = null; // undefined behavior
    this.coffee_consumed_today = Infinity;
    this.bugs_created = 999999;
    this.bugs_fixed = 3;
    this.stackoverflow_addiction = "YES";
  }
  
  getCurrentMood() {
    const hour = new Date().getHours();
    if (hour < 6) return "🥴 Why am I awake";
    if (hour < 12) return "☕ Need coffee NOW";
    if (hour < 18) return "😎 Feeling productive (lying)";
    if (hour < 24) return "💀 One more commit (x100)";
  }
  
  lifePhilosophy() {
    return "If it compiles, ship it. If it doesn't, blame the compiler.";
  }
}

const me = new AlienAlfa();
console.log(me.getCurrentMood()); // "💀 Why did I choose this career"

YO SUBSCRIBE RN OR YOUR JAVASCRIPT WILL TURN INTO JAVA TOMORROW 😈😈😈
(This is not a drill. This is a THREAT. I know where your repo lives.)

✅ "How to break your code in 10 seconds" tutorials
✅ "I stayed up 48 hours coding challenge" (GONE WRONG)
✅ "Debugging for 3 hours but it was a missing semicolon" (NOT CLICKBAIT)
✅ "Reading my code from 2019" (EMOTIONAL) (COPS CALLED)

Twitter: Where I tweet about bugs at ungodly hours
Instagram: Where I post aesthetic code screenshots (I have problems)
YouTube: Where dreams go to die (and tutorials are born)

DM me your worst code. I dare you. I double dare you. 😤

$3: I write one line of working code
$5: I actually write comments (revolutionary)
$10: I'll use semicolons consistently
$20: I'll stop pushing to main
$50: I'll write tests (probably)
$100: I'll refactor that spaghetti code from 2019
$1000: I'll touch grass (maybe)

CURRENT COFFEE LEVEL: ☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕ (VIBRATING)

⌚ Time Zone: Asia/Kolkata (AKA "Why Am I Still Awake" Time)

💬 Programming Languages I Abused This Week:
JavaScript          ████████████████░░░░   85.01% (JS goes brrrrr)
HTML                ██░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░   11.35% (<div> my beloved)
Python              █░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░   01.29% (snake language)
CSS                 █░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░   02.25% (pain incarnate)
Shell               ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░   00.10% (bash go brr)

🔥 Editors I Cry In:
VSCode              ███████████████████░   99.99% (my second home)
Vim                 ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░   00.01% (trapped inside)

💻 Operating Systems I Suffer On:
MacOS BigSur        ████████░░░░░░░░░░░░   40% (expensive paperweight)
Windows 11          ████████░░░░░░░░░░░░   35% (blue screen my beloved)
Mint Linux          ███████░░░░░░░░░░░░░   25% (i use arch btw jk)

🎯 Main Activities:
Debugging           ███████████████████░   95% (help)
Actual Coding       ██░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░   4%  (rare)
Touching Grass      ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░   0%  (never heard of it)
Stack Overflow      ████████████████████   100% (my second browser tab)

THIS SNAKE IS LITERALLY ME DEVOURING MY FREE TIME 🐍💚
GREEN SQUARES = DOPAMINE HITS 🟩🟩🟩

TRANSLATION:
JavaScript 85%: I literally can't escape JS help
HTML 11%: Professional <div> stacker
CSS 2%: I still can't center a div
Python 1%: Snake goes sssss
Shell 0.1%: Hackerman cosplay

✅ "MIDNIGHT WARRIOR" - Committed at 3 AM ☠️
✅ "COFFEE OVERLORD" - 47 cups in 24 hours ☕
✅ "STACKOVERFLOW LEGEND" - Copy-pasted 1000+ solutions 📋
✅ "GIT GOOD" - Resolved merge conflict without crying 😭
✅ "PROD BREAKER" - Deployed on Friday evening 💀
✅ "YOLO PUSHER" - Pushed to main 100+ times 🎲
✅ "DEBUG DEMON" - Spent 8 hours on a typo 🐛
✅ "TODO COLLECTOR" - 847 TODO comments and counting 📝
✅ "CONSOLE.LOG KING" - More logs than actual code 👑
✅ "SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK" - 72 hour coding marathon 🥱

POV: THIS IS WHAT LOSING YOUR SANITY LOOKS LIKE 📉🧠

WABOT-AQ: This bot has more personality than me fr fr
Stars if you: Love chaos, hate stability, enjoy suffering
Don't star if you: Value your mental health

current_status:
  working_on: "Making the internet weirder one commit at a time"
  learning: "How to center a div (day 2847)"
  looking_to_collaborate_on: "Anything that breaks production"
  looking_for_help_with: "My sleep schedule (it's cooked)"
  ask_me_about: ["JavaScript", "Python", "HTML", "CSS", "Why I cry at 3 AM"]
  fun_facts:
    - "I've rewritten this project 47 times"
    - "My rubber duck is my therapist"
    - "I once debugged for 6 hours because of a space"
    - "I dream in syntax errors"
    - "My browser history is 90% Stack Overflow"
  
  daily_routine:
    00:00-03:00: "Debugging (WHY GOD WHY)"
    03:00-06:00: "Questioning life choices"
    06:00-09:00: "Bold of you to assume I sleep"
    09:00-12:00: "Coffee + More Coffee"
    12:00-15:00: "StackOverflow + GitHub Issues"
    15:00-18:00: "Pretending to be productive"
    18:00-21:00: "Actually being productive"
    21:00-00:00: "'Just one more commit' (x1000)"
  
  relationship_status: "In a toxic relationship with my code"

"It works on my machine" 💀
- Me, moments before the entire deployment crashes

"I'll add tests later" 🤡
- Narrator: They never added tests

"This is just a temporary fix" 🎪
- Still in production 3 years later

"I'll refactor this tomorrow" 🤥
- Tomorrow never comes

"Who wrote this garbage code?" 😡
- git blame reveals: It was me

"Just one more commit before bed" 🌙
- Narrator: It was not just one more commit

"I don't always test my code, but when I do, I do it in production" 🎲
- Living dangerously since 2019

"Works on my machine ¯_(ツ)_/¯" 🤷
- Docker has left the chat

Monday:    ☕☕☕☕☕ [████████░░] 80% Coffee, 20% Code
Tuesday:   💀💀💀💀💀 [██████████] 100% Regret
Wednesday: 🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛 [██████████] 100% Debugging Yesterday's Code
Thursday:  😭😭😭😭😭 [████████░░] 80% Crying, 20% More Crying
Friday:    🎲🎲🎲🎲🎲 [██████████] 100% Deploying at 5 PM (Psychopath Mode)
Saturday:  🛌🛌🛌🛌🛌 [████░░░░░░] 40% Sleep, 60% "Just checking Slack"
Sunday:    📝📝📝📝📝 [██████████] 100% Planning What I'll Do Monday (I Won't)

✅ "Fixed bug" (Created 17 more)
✅ "Updated README" (Changed one word)
✅ "Minor fixes" (Rewrote entire codebase)
✅ "WIP" (Work In Pain)
✅ "YOLO" (You Obviously Love Outages)
✅ "asdfasdf" (4 AM commits hit different)
✅ "I hate myself" (Honesty is important)
✅ "This should work" (Narrator: It didn't)
✅ "Fixed the fix of the fix" (Help)
✅ "I'm sorry" (To future me)
✅ "WHY" (Existential crisis in git log)
✅ "final version" (There are 47 final versions)
✅ "actually final version this time" (Liar)
✅ "ok seriously final now" (Still lying)
✅ "pls work" (Begging the code gods)
✅ "AAAAAAAAAAA" (Screaming into the void)
✅ "idk what i'm doing anymore" (Same)
✅ "it compiles, ship it" (Famous last words)

✅ 10,000 HOURS of staring at VSCode ⏰
✅ 1,000,000 CONSOLE.LOGS written 🪵
✅ 100,000 SEMICOLONS typed ;
✅ 50,000 STACKOVERFLOW visits 📚
✅ 10,000 BUGS created and fixed (mostly created) 🐛
✅ 5,000 COFFEES consumed ☕
✅ 1,000 ALL-NIGHTERS pulled 🌙
✅ 500 GIT COMMITS at 3 AM 💀
✅ 100 PRODUCTION deployments on Friday 🎲
✅ 10 KEYBOARDS destroyed from rage 🎹
✅ 1 LIFE wasted on coding 💀

1. Can't find bug?
→ Close laptop → Open laptop → Bug disappeared → Don't question it

2. Code not working?
→ Add console.log → Now it works → Remove console.log → Broken again → Put it back → It's magic

3. Merge conflict?
→ Delete branch → Start from scratch → This is fine 🔥

4. Production down?
→ Restart server → Works again → We don't talk about it

5. Interview question?
→ "I know how to Google that" → Gets hired → Success

6. Write tests?
→ // TODO: Add tests → Ship it → Tests are overrated anyway

7. Code review feedback?
→ "Interesting point, I'll consider it" → Ignores feedback → Merges anyway

8. Stack Overflow down?
→ Panic → Existential crisis → Realize you can't code → Website comes back → Crisis averted

┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│  IF YOU'RE NOT USING DARK MODE WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS │
│                                                  │
│  ⚫ Dark Mode: ON                                │
│  🌙 Blue Light Filter: MAX                       │
│  ☕ Coffee: INFINITE                             │
│  🛌 Sleep: ERROR 404 NOT FOUND                   │
│  🧠 Sanity: NULL                                 │
│  💰 Bank Account: ALSO NULL                      │
│  🎯 Motivation: LOADING... (STUCK AT 1%)         │
└──────────────────────────────────────────────────┘

class DeveloperPersonality:
    def __init__(self):
        self.traits = {
            "introvert": 100,
            "coffee_addict": 100,
            "night_owl": 100,
            "stackoverflow_dependent": 100,
            "impostor_syndrome": 100,
            "optimism": 0,
            "sleep": 0,
            "social_life": 0,
            "touching_grass": 0
        }
    
    def analyze(self):
        return "Results: You need therapy and vitamin D"
    
    def solution(self):
        return "Suggested action: Touch grass (But you won't)"
    
    def current_state(self):
        return {
            "mental_health": "Deteriorating",
            "code_quality": "It works (somehow)",
            "life_satisfaction": "Undefined",
            "will_to_live": "Maintained by coffee",
            "imposter_syndrome": "Maximum overdrive"
        }

# Initialize developer
me = DeveloperPersonality()
print(me.analyze())  # "Results: You need therapy and vitamin D"
print(me.solution())  # "Suggested action: Touch grass (But you won't)"

✅ PROFESSIONAL YAPPER (Can explain why code doesn't work for 3 hours)
✅ STACKOVERFLOW SPEEDRUNNER (Find solution in under 10 seconds)
✅ COFFEE SCIENTIST (Perfect coffee-to-code ratio discovered)
✅ REGEX WIZARD (Writes regex that nobody understands including me)
✅ GIT NINJA (Can force push and not care)
✅ DEBUG DEMON (Can find bug at 3 AM that nobody else can see)
✅ TODO COLLECTOR (847 TODO comments and counting)
✅ PROCRASTINATION PRO (Will refactor tomorrow... tomorrow...)
✅ ERROR MESSAGE TRANSLATOR (Speaks fluent "Undefined is not a function")
✅ MERGE CONFLICT RESOLVER (Just delete everything and start over)

WHEN CODE WORKS FIRST TRY:

    ⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀
    ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
    ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
    ⠘⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠃
       IMPOSSIBLE. MUST BE A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX.

WHEN I PUSH TO PROD ON FRIDAY:

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
    ⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀
    ⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀
    ⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀
    ⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀
    ⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀
    ⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀
    ⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀
              THIS IS FINE 🔥☕🔥

ME AT 3 AM DEBUGGING:

    ⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣴⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀
    ⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀
    ⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆
    ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
    ⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁
    ⠀⠀⠙⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠀⠀
         WHY IS THIS VARIABLE UNDEFINED???
              I LITERALLY JUST DEFINED IT

STACKOVERFLOW BE LIKE:

    Q: "How do I do X?"
    
    A: "Don't do X. Do Y instead."
    
    Comments: "This doesn't answer the question"
    
    [Marked as duplicate of completely unrelated question]
    
    [Question locked by moderators]
    
    Me: 💀💀💀

🚨 WHEN PROD IS DOWN:

Step 1: Panic
Step 2: Check Slack (50 messages)
Step 3: Check logs (Everything is fine???)
Step 4: Restart server
Step 5: It works now
Step 6: Never speak of this again

☕ COFFEE CONSUMPTION FORMULA:

function calculateCoffeeNeeded(linesOfCode, bugs, deadline) {
  const stressLevel = bugs * 10;
  const timeMultiplier = deadline < 1 ? 100 : deadline;
  const coffeeNeeded = (linesOfCode / 100) + stressLevel / timeMultiplier;
  
  return coffeeNeeded > 100 ? Infinity : coffeeNeeded;
}

// Example:
console.log(calculateCoffeeNeeded(5000, 73, 0.5)); 
// Output: Infinity ☕☕☕

🐛 BUG FIXING FLOWCHART:

Start → Found bug?
  ↓
  YES → Is it reproducible?
    ↓
    NO → Close ticket (Works on my machine)
    ↓
    YES → Can you explain it?
      ↓
      NO → Add console.log everywhere
      ↓
      YES → Is it your code?
        ↓
        YES → Cry → Fix it → Create 3 new bugs → Repeat
        ↓
        NO → Blame previous developer → Move on

interface DeveloperWisdom {
  principles: string[];
  reality: string[];
  actual_workflow: string[];
}

const myPhilosophy: DeveloperWisdom = {
  principles: [
    "Write clean, maintainable code",
    "Test everything thoroughly",
    "Document your work",
    "Follow best practices",
    "Plan before you code"
  ],
  
  reality: [
    "If it compiles, ship it",
    "Tests? The users are the testers",
    "Code IS the documentation",
    "Best practices are just suggestions",
    "Planning is procrastinating with extra steps"
  ],
  
  actual_workflow: [
    "Copy from Stack Overflow",
    "Modify slightly",
    "Test in production",
    "Hope for the best",
    "Blame the framework when it fails",
    "Add to resume anyway"
  ]
};

console.log("Living by: ", myPhilosophy.reality);
// Output: Chaos and coffee ☕💀

class ContributionStrategy:
    def __init__(self):
        self.green_squares = "dopamine"
        self.commit_frequency = "whenever I remember"
        self.commit_quality = "questionable"
        
    def make_commit(self, day):
        reasons = [
            "It's been 3 hours, better commit something",
            "Forgot what I changed but committing anyway",
            "Fixed a typo (created 2 bugs)",
            "Refactored (made it worse)",
            "Added TODO for things I'll never do",
            "Removed commented code (I'll need it later)",
            "Updated README (changed one emoji)"
        ]
        
        import random
        return random.choice(reasons)
    
    def yearly_contribution_pattern(self):
        return """
        JAN: 🟩🟩🟩 New Year motivation
        FEB: 🟩⬜⬜ Motivation dying
        MAR: ⬜⬜⬜ Dead inside
        APR: ⬜⬜⬜ Still dead
        MAY: ⬜⬜⬜ What is code?
        JUN: ⬜⬜⬜ Touching grass (jk)
        JUL: 🟩⬜⬜ Random burst of energy
        AUG: ⬜⬜⬜ Back to being dead
        SEP: 🟩🟩🟩 Panic mode activated
        OCT: 🟩🟩🟩 Caffeine overdose
        NOV: 🟩🟩🟩 Why am I like this
        DEC: 🟩🟩🟩 Year end push (suffering)
        """

strategy = ContributionStrategy()
print(strategy.yearly_contribution_pattern())

STAGE 1: 😊 "I love coding! This is so fun!"
         ↓
STAGE 2: 🤔 "Hmm, this is harder than I thought"
         ↓
STAGE 3: 😰 "Why isn't this working???"
         ↓
STAGE 4: 😭 "I hate everything about this"
         ↓
STAGE 5: ☕ "Maybe coffee will help"
         ↓
STAGE 6: 💀 "I haven't slept in 3 days"
         ↓
STAGE 7: 🎉 "IT WORKS!!!"
         ↓
STAGE 8: 💥 "Never mind, it broke in production"
         ↓
STAGE 9: 🔄 Return to STAGE 1
         
Current Stage: Stuck in loop between 3-6 💀

/* What I think my code looks like */
.my-code {
  quality: pristine;
  readability: excellent;
  performance: optimized;
  maintainability: perfect;
  beauty: 100%;
}

/* What it actually looks like */
.my-code {
  quality: spaghetti;
  readability: "good luck";
  performance: "it works (sometimes)";
  maintainability: "don't touch it";
  beauty: -999%;
  tech-debt: infinite;
  crying: constant;
}

/* How I cope */
.my-coping-mechanism {
  coffee: max(100vw, 100vh);
  denial: absolute;
  position: fetal;
  z-index: 9999; /* Above all my problems */
}

☕ $3 - "COFFEE TIER"

• You get: My eternal gratitude
• I get: One coffee
• What happens: I write 3 lines of code

🍕 $10 - "PIZZA TIER"

• You get: A shoutout in my repo
• I get: Actual food
• What happens: I remember to eat

💻 $25 - "KEYBOARD TIER"

• You get: Priority issue response
• I get: New keyboard after rage-breaking mine
• What happens: I can type angry commit messages again

🎮 $50 - "MENTAL HEALTH TIER"

• You get: Custom feature request
• I get: Therapy session
• What happens: I cope better with merge conflicts

🏆 $100 - "LEGEND TIER"

• You get: Lifetime collaborator status
• I get: A month of sanity
• What happens: I might actually touch grass

👑 $500 - "GOD TIER"

• You get: Your name in every commit message
• I get: Can quit my job for a week
• What happens: Pure, uninterrupted coding chaos

📧 Email: alienalfa@probably-broken-inbox.com (just kidding, DM me)

• Touch grass at least once
• Sleep before 3 AM (ambitious)
• Write actual tests (not just console.log)
• Stop pushing to main (impossible)
• Learn to center a div (day 2847)
• Read documentation first (instead of Stack Overflow)
• Refactor that code from 2019 (therapy required)
• Achieve work-life balance (what's that?)
• Reduce coffee consumption (NEVER)
• Stop checking GitHub at 3 AM (also NEVER)

Progress: 0/10 ✅ (I'm consistent at least)

Dear Compiler,
Who art in memory,
Hallowed be thy syntax.
Thy program run,
Thy will compile,
On Linux as it is on Windows.

Give us this day our daily code,
And forgive us our bugs,
As we forgive those who bug against us.
And lead us not into Stack Overflow,
But deliver us from merge conflicts.

For thine is the CPU,
And the RAM, and the storage,
Forever and ever.

Ctrl+S.

Amen. 🙏💻

REALITY CHECK: If you've read this far, you're either:

1. Procrastinating on your own code 💀
2. A fellow sufferer looking for validation ✅
3. My future employer (please hire me I'm desperate) 😭
4. A bot (beep boop) 🤖
5. Lost (how did you even get here?) 🗺️

TRUTH BOMB: We're all just Googling our way through this. The difference between a senior and junior developer is that seniors are better at Googling. That's it. That's the secret.

MOTIVATIONAL QUOTE:

"The only way to learn programming is to make so many mistakes that you eventually run out of new ways to break things."
- Some wise developer (probably drunk on coffee)

Special Thanks To:

• ☕ Coffee - For being there when nobody else was
• 📚 Stack Overflow - My real computer science degree
• 🦆 Rubber Duck - Best debugger, never judges me
• 🌙 3 AM - Most productive hour (also most cursed)
• 💀 My Sanity - RIP, you will be missed (2019-2019)
• 🐛 Bugs - For keeping me employed
• 😭 Imposter Syndrome - My constant companion
• 🎲 Production Servers - For not catching fire (yet)

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"You miss 100% of the commits you don't push"
- Wayne Gretzky
- Michael Scott
- Alien-Alfa (while pushing to main at 3 AM)

IF YOU MADE IT THIS FAR:

1. You have too much free time (just like me)
2. You're definitely a developer (or insane)
3. You need therapy (we all do)
4. You should probably get back to work
5. But first... star this repo 😏

REMEMBER:

• Code is temporary, bugs are forever
• Sleep is for the weak (and the employed)
• Coffee is life, life is suffering
• Git push --force is sometimes the answer
• We're all just winging it

NOW GO:

• ⭐ Star my repos (peer pressure)
• 👀 Follow me (become a stalker)
• ☕ Buy me coffee (fuel the chaos)
• 💀 Touch grass (jk don't leave)

Status: Currently debugging life
Availability: 24/7 (Sleep is a myth)
Mood: Caffeinated and confused

🏆 "PROFILE COMPLETED"
You've reached the end of the brainrot README

REWARD: Absolutely nothing (just like my code)
BONUS: You now know way too much about my life
PENALTY: You can never unsee this

If you actually read all of this:
You're either a real one or equally unhinged. Either way, I respect you. Feel free to reach out for collabs, code reviews, or just to share your developer trauma. We're all suffering together. 💀🤝💀

Peace out homies ✌️
Stay hydrated 💧
Touch grass occasionally 🌱
But most importantly ☕
KEEP CODING 💻🔥