David McKillips

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David McKillips
Born	December 9, 1971 (54 years old)
Nationality:	American
Alma Mater:	University of Grorgia
Claim to Fame	Possible Pedo. Showed up on Epstein list
Charged	No
An Hero?	It'sa gonna happen. Just give it some time.

So it's the late 90s - early 2000s and you're fresh out of NYU School of Professional Studies with certificates in Marketing, Finance and Accounting and you haven't heard of Epstein Island and if you have, you don't even have the kind of Money needed to be even allowed to stand on the Tarmac to wave Bye-Bye to the plane as it leaves to that land of dreams that'll give you a Stiffie just thinking about all those pretty, pubeless midgets that Mexicans steal away, with assistance from the heads of security from stores like Wal-Mart during their rush hours.

Pop quiz hotshot. You have that itch for a kid but you dont have the charisma needed to lure thrm into your car with the promise of Pokémon cards. What do you do hotshot? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO!!!

You do the next best thing. You set your sights on a career in the Family Entertainment Industries.

Known as a Mover and Shaker in the field of the family entertainment industry, David McKillips is best known as the President and CEO, Chief Executive Officer for you dumbasses, for CEC Entertainment or the Parent company for Chuck E. Cheese or that Shit Hole where those of us who grew up with sane parents didn't want to casually throw their money away at.

Chuck E. Cheese is that piss smelling restaurant named after a Rat where the ball pit will infect your kid, like you'll ever be able to convince some Girl to drop her drawers for you, with such fun time bacterial infections like E. Coli because there are two Dirty ass diapers per square foot. If it was a really fun day, you can look forward to viruses like Hepatitus A or intestional parasites from those Illegal Bastards that You choose to throw bricks at ICE over because Your Mom pays all of your bills and the rent in her basement is free.

In case you might need better memory cues from your horrible childhood, it is famously known across the World as "THAT" place that serves a $45 plain pizza that tastes like Ketchup on Hardtack with a sprinkle of overly processed cheese and where the video games cost two dollars a game and are modded to run so fast you die every 45 seconds or where the pinball machines are set at a 65 degree angle and the flippers are weakened so much you don't even have a chance of hitting the ball to the middle of the board.

Btw, all of the above were Sir David McKillips' money making ideas so if you want to make it in Business remember this one, all important Machiavellian truth. Find a way to fuck the custumer over and have them thank you at the end of the day for providing them a great time.

You can literally hear the clock counting down to when those girls will be taken to the back room

David McKillips Resignation Letter

After six amazing years, I am stepping down as President and CEO of the most spectacular family entertainment and restaurant company, CEC Entertainment. I have enjoyed every day of my tenure here and feel that it is a great time for a transition, with a fantastic leadership team in place, strong momentum in the business, a solid strategy for 2026 and long-term plan in place. Our CFO Scott Drake has been named as our new President and CEO and he’ll do a fantastic job leading the next chapter of Chuck E. Cheese and Peter Piper Pizza!

We accomplished a lot together—overcoming Covid-19, a bankruptcy and debt restructuring, a complete brand transformation, remodeling nearly 500 Fun Centers, launching new brand extensions and LTO's at Peter Piper Pizza, opening locations in new countries globally and solidifying Chuck E. Cheese as one of the next major entertainment IPs with our recent animated special.

What I’m most proud of is the commitment we made to our people, being named in U.S. News & World Report Best Companies to Work For, our Glassdoor ratings leading the FEC category, along with the lowest turnover in a decade. We prioritized our people who put our guests first—a perfect combination, and I know the best is still to come!

I’m not yet ready to share my next step, but I'm prepared to get comfortable with the uncomfortable again with an all-new global challenge.

To my family and all the partners, friends, Cast & Team-members I’ve worked alongside with, especially this incredible Leadership Team Scott Drake Randy Forsythe Jay Spears Melissa McLeanas David (Aaron) Deck Tony Howard Blake Huggins Mark Kupferman Nathan Hunstable Mario Centola Jim Brawley Genaro Perez Diaz Christopher Kelly William Eich Tim Kerum Antonio Barron, MBA Justin Lee Colton Pearson, MBA and Deb Hallmark Debra Henry DeAndrea Bean, PMP and Tiffani C.!

I sincerely thank you for making this purpose-led company the most amazing experience ever! 🐭🍕❤️

David McKillips February 2026

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