gen z sysadmins be like rm -fr Jim Calabro ♟️ (@calabro.io)

SHOCKING news

caltrans told me highway 1 had to close because of rockslides barely a month after it reopened so i asked how many times they’ve closed it and they said at least 50 times so i said it sounds like they’re just feeding the highway to rockslides and then their civil engineers started crying

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Sam Kimbrel (@skimbrel.bsky.social)

small brain: “the elves frown upon human-elf relationships because they are hidebound reactionaries”


large brain: “any elf that has sex with a human under the age of 100 is a disgusting pervert”

sarah jeong (@sarahjeong.bsky.social)

The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins Jesse (@requiemarm.bsky.social)

i keep thinking about these tacos nobuo uematsu posted
absolute spot-on representation of mexican food in japan — maddie ★ othatsraspberry (@othatsraspberry.com)

i keep thinking about these tacos nobuo uematsu posted

absolute spot-on representation of mexican food in japan — maddie ★ othatsraspberry (@othatsraspberry.com)

Barbisol tastes so good when you don’t got a barber in your ear going my liquid my liquid little lamb (@puddleofbrain.bsky.social)

“ get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
”
— Tom Madico (@smilingtom.bsky.social)

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

Tom Madico (@smilingtom.bsky.social)

thank you everyone who came to popup internet cafe today!! it made me so happy to see everyone enjoying the interactive pieces! and celebrating the 1 year birthday of the space with me!


it will be running tomorrow too, and every weekend day through march 8th!

sailor mercury (@sailorhg.com)

It’s really astonishing how much influence Apple has had on the broader internet. MAC addresses. iFrames. So many fundamental technologies named after them. Isaac King 🔍 (@IsaacKing314)

Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.


Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store

Rori 🦇 (@sweetrori.bsky.social)

i often think about this review — Mike X. Nichols (@mikexnichols.bsky.social)

i often think about this review — Mike X. Nichols (@mikexnichols.bsky.social)

This is an unapologetically sappy feel-good subject (at least, I guess, for people in a happy relationship”). So, to prepare for Valentine’s Day, what did you and your partner do for a first date? My wife and I went to tea at Huntington Gardens and walked around.

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

Dreadnought Holiday (@dreadships.bsky.social)

who called them persistent data structures and not cow tools u+fffd (@jcoglan.com)

i was invited to GDC this year in san francisco, and i am going to figure out once and for all where video games come from. this information has been secret for too long Memoria (@memoriamatters.bsky.social)